My homie Jules has asked me to write
I thought it over and said 'aight.
So i'm starting my rhyme like a seasoned vet
and the good part hasn't even started yet
So I hear there's this girl big pimpin in PA
She kicks ass at rugby all the way
She drinks like a fish and eats like a mule
Which is why all her friends think she's so cool
I'm serious this girl is super fly
why just last week she got a killer black eye
she was also bleeding from her head
but there's no way that would knock her dead
although it's true that height is not her forte
She'll mess you up if you glance at her the wrong way
You better watch out because she majors in chem
and she'll pour something corrosive on your fuckin brainstem
And what is this girls name you ask
i'm sure naming her was a pleasant task
her given one happens to be celeste
but this name just doesn't suit her best
all her pals like to call her mac truck
and you better too or she'll fuck you up
She has a boyfriend chip who plays rugby too
so they like it rough as most of us do
This girl is famous all around this meadville town
But she's graduating which makes her teammates frown
so she teaches them to kick ass just like her
and her legacy will live on forever
