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| The Days of the Week
(Leader) Monday's a workin' day! (Everyone else) Monday's a workin' day! [Chorus] How's your mother? Alright! How's your sister? Too tight! When's the last time? Last night! When's the next time? Tonight! [End Chorus] Monday's a workin' day! Monday's a workin' day! Tuesday's a drinkin' day! Tuesday's a drinkin' day! [Chorus] Monday's a workin' day! Monday's a workin' day! Tuesday's a drinkin' day! Tuesday's a drinkin' day! Wednesday's a pukin' day! Wednesday's a pukin' day! [Chorus] Monday's a workin' day! Monday's a workin' day! Tuesday's a drinkin' day! Tuesday's a drinkin' day! Wednesday's a pukin' day! Wednesday's a pukin' day! Thursday's a smokin' day! Thursday's a smokin' day! [Chorus] Monday's a workin' day! Monday's a workin' day! Tuesday's a drinkin' day! Tuesday's a drinkin' day! Wednesday's a pukin' day! Wednesday's a pukin' day! Thursday's a smokin' day! Thursday's a smokin' day! Friday's a fuckin' day! Friday's a fuckin' day! [Chorus] Monday's a workin' day! Monday's a workin' day! Tuesday's a drinkin' day! Tuesday's a drinkin' day! Wednesday's a pukin' day! Wednesday's a pukin' day! Thursday's a smokin' day! Thursday's a smokin' day! Friday's a fuckin' day! Friday's a fuckin' day! Saturday's a Rugby Day! Saturday's a Rugby Day! Saturday's a Rugby Day! Saturday's a Rugby Day! Saturday's a mother fuckin' Rugby Day! Saturday's a mother fuckin' Rugby Day! [Chorus] Monday's a workin' day! Monday's a workin' day! Tuesday's a drinkin' day! Tuesday's a drinkin' day! Wednesday's a pukin' day! Wednesday's a pukin' day! Thursday's a smokin' day! Thursday's a smokin' day! Friday's a fuckin' day! Friday's a fuckin' day! Saturday's a Rugby Day! Saturday's a Rugby Day! Saturday's a Rugby Day! Saturday's a Rugby Day! Saturday's a mother fuckin' Rugby Day! Saturday's a mother fuckin' Rugby Day! (All together)Sunday's the Lord's day! |
The Kind of Rugger I would Marry...
(Group) If I was the marrying kind -I thank the lord I'm not, Sir- The kind of Rugger I would marry would be a Rugby... (Individual) (Insert title) , Sir. Why's that, Sir? 'Cuz I'd (insert verb) , And You'd (above verb) , And we'd all (above verb) together! It'd be all right, in the middle of the night, If we'd all (above verb) together! Repeat using new title and verb. Possible title/verb combinations below Spectator in the rain - Get Wet. Spectator in the rain #2 - Come in Rubber. Winger - Never get it. Ref's whistle - Get Blown. Cleat - Come in a box. Spectator in the sun - Get Baked. Spectator in the sun #2 - Come Again. Shoelace - Get tied up. Flanker - Get off quick. Goal Post - Get Split. Sample: (Group) If I was the marrying kind -I thank the lord I'm not, Sir- The kind of Rugger I would marry would be a Rugby... (Individual) Cleat, Sir. Why's that, Sir? 'Cuz I'd cum in a box, And You'd cum in a box, And we'd all cum in a box together! It'd be all right, in the middle of the night, If we'd all cum in a box together! |
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